I learned something new last night with Rafa at the Blue Nile! I'll show my knowledge through this kick back to high school geometry... It's much easier with the helpful links and illustrations (fun with collages!):
Given: jo drinks a Long Island Iced Tea
Prove: jo(that's me!) + Long Island Iced Tea= Very Interesting jo (figure 1,1)
STATEMENT _____________________________REASON
jo drinks a Long Island Iced Tea. ___________Given
jo is a Skinny-Ass Chick._________________._Definition of jo*
Long Island Iced Teas make normal people____Def. of LongIslandIcedTea
jo is a lightweight. _______________________SAC postulate*
Conclusion
jo + Long Island Iced Tea= _____________Definition of Lightweight*
*jo(figure 1.3): abv. for Jessica.. fun, friendly, overly-analytical skinny-ass white chick who drinks occasionally, has no respect for her face, and enjoys reading, thinking about how to improve the world, and latin dancing.
*SAC Postulate: If Skinny-Ass Chick drinks less than 3 three times weekly, then she is a lightweight.
*lightweight: person who gets very interesting from the same amount of alcohol that would simply make the normal person extra friendly. :)





