Now that's a HIGH LEVEL PROOF!

Now for some outside-the-classroom,

real world education...
I learned something new last night with Rafa at the Blue Nile! I'll show my knowledge through this kick back to high school geometry... It's much easier with the helpful links and illustrations (fun with collages!):

Given: jo drinks a Long Island Iced Tea

Prove: jo(that's me!) + Long Island Iced Tea= Very Interesting jo (figure 1,1)

STATEMENT _____________________________REASON

jo drinks a Long Island Iced Tea. ___________Given

jo is a Skinny-Ass Chick._________________._Definition of jo*

Long Island Iced Teas make normal people____Def. of LongIslandIcedTea

extra friendly (figure 1.2).

jo is a lightweight. _______________________SAC postulate*

Conclusion

jo + Long Island Iced Tea= _____________Definition of Lightweight*

Very Interesting jo


*jo(figure 1.3): abv. for Jessica.. fun, friendly, overly-analytical skinny-ass white chick who drinks occasionally, has no respect for her face, and enjoys reading, thinking about how to improve the world, and latin dancing.
*SAC Postulate: If Skinny-Ass Chick drinks less than 3 three times weekly, then she is a lightweight.
*lightweight: person who gets very interesting from the same amount of alcohol that would simply make the normal person extra friendly. :)